These fucking bloodsuckers are killing me mad! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little freaks. I've scrubbed everything, I've poisoned every corner, but they won't stop. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without checking for them. I'm starting to lose it.

I need help before they drive me insane.

Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse

I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My blood ran cold.

They were bed bugs, little bloodsucking demons.

• My apartment became a horror movie set.
• Sleep became impossible.
• The problem seemed to worsen/multiply/escalate

This was a full-blown war.

Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!

Sometimes, we just need to scream. A painful sensation is crawling all over your skin and nothing seems to relieve it. The feeling worsens until you're at your wit's end, ready to rip everything right off. This feels like a swarm of ants, a fiery inferno all attacking at once. Oh God get this fucking thing off my skin!

• Why does everything get to be so irritating?
• You just want some relief!

These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts

I swear to Jesus, if I see one more piece of shit in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried everything, but these bloodsucking demons are winning. My rest is impossible, my itching like hell, and I'm about to lose my mind. This pest infestation has got to be over.

• Get rid of them
• Sleep again
• Peace and quiet

Damn Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living

These godforsaken bastards are ruining our lives, man. They creep into your bed and bite on click here your flesh. You wake up with angry welts all over your skin. It's a living torment.

Trying to eliminate these things is like fighting a war against insects. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your entire life savings, but they always come back. It's enough to drive you crazy.

We deserve better. Bed bugs are a growing epidemic and something needs to be {done{ about it.

Someone Help, I'm Being Attacked by Fucking Bed Bugs!

These goddamn bugs are eating me alive!! I checked under my bed and now they're all over me. I {tried everything|killed a few| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's not working!! I don't know what to do! Help!

• Is there any hope?
• They're biting me all over